I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Couch. On fire.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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