i permit you to call me
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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