so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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