508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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