I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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