I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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