my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize