Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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