Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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