You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
