Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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