i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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