Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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