i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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