brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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