let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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