Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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