This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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