oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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