They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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