JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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