when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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