love makes seman taste better
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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