she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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