OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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