Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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