Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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