I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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