Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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