Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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