fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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