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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.

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• (445): View more from Pennsylvania

  We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.

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  what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.

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  So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.

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