I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Semen is not good for contacts.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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