look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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