I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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