I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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