How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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