haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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