just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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