he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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