His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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