We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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