i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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