Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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