just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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