im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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