This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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