i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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