Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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