2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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