dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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