you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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