I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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