Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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