You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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