so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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