marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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