We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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