your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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