It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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