the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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